Teaser Tuesday...Gettin' Bossy

This week's teaser comes from a book that I've been wanting to read since it first came out, Tina Fey's Bossypants.  There are multiple reasons for this desire to read her book:  she's hilarious...and I really like the cover ;)

"The stylists like to figure out a few looks before hair and makeup begins, so you will try on twenty or thirty things.  Somebody will put up a makeshift wall by holding a full-length mirror next to an open loft window, and you will strip down naked.  You must not look in the mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural light is the enemy of dreams" (148).


Oh my!  How embarrassing!  This sounds like such a funny read.

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